For the past several months I have been waging not-so-subtle psychological warfare against my husband in an attempt to convince him that babies should happen sooner rather than later. So far my tactical strategy has included rickrolling him to baby paraphernalia, wishing him a Happy Nothing Day on the third Sunday in June and pointing to cute babies in public while saying “look what you don’t have!” But the strongest weapon in my arsenal has proven to be Baby Geek Wear.
I went on a nerdy baby binge the other night and I am here to share my findings. Presenting: Super-cute Baby Clothes Coming Soon to a Dorkling Near You!
Big Bang Theory
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…
OMG this is too cute. I can’t even stand it.
Available at Neatoshop.com.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
This one earned the husband’s approval: his defences are cracking! I love that this Turtles In A Half Shell onesie is universal… a little colored ribbon can convert your kid to any turtle of your choosing. Yes, please. Baby power!
Oh man, evil baby geniuses will be lining up down the block to wear this KRANG! onesie. I can just picture pudgy little baby thighs squishing out the bottom. I think this onesie would be most effective in those awkward toddling stages of learning to walk so it would look like Krang was struggling to maneuver your baby.
Get it? Agh, I love it!
Must make babies now just so I can get this onesie.
This is the best batman baby merch I’ve ever seen.
I LOVE the retro 60s Batman vibe and the little yellow snaps are the perfect touch.
Na na na na na na na na, BAT BABY!
Dungeons & Dragons
Your little dude or dudette
can wear this one for the Emperor!
How precious is this? There is a surprise, though. The back says “sour” and the nerd is sticking it’s tongue out!
This is now officially
my new favorite “Keep Calm & Carry On” propaganda.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Love this FREE WORMY onesie.
OK, I lied.
My new favorite “Keep Calm & Carry On”
is now tied with this one from the IT Crowd.
Doctor Who + Winnie the Pooh
A Game of Thrones + Monopoly
A Game of Thrones + TMNT
Doctor Who + Hello Kitty
Oh, man. I don’t even like Hello Kitty
but I am seriously jonesing
for this sweet Doctor Who mashup.
Have you ever seen anything cuter in your life?
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